Category: one liner

I wonder how many of the sickipedia top users are on the FBI’s top 10 most wanted list?

My little girl isn’t obese..she’s kidnap resistant.

Anyway to cut a long story sho…

I’ve found the easiest way to get into a girls pant’s, wait til she leaves the house.

Today we celebrate the 40th anniversary of two American astronauts walking on a desert in New Mexico.

Pakis. Killing 1 bird, with a lot of stones.

How many people are going to claim to have invented Windows 7 ?

When I found out I was losing in the Stag Swimming Race, my hart sank.

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

My wife says that I never pay any attention to her and that today’s match Andy, should be a absolute cracker

I’m gonna live forever. Or die trying.

People tell me I should be more secretive.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

Dear Kingsmill confessions, My favourite bread is Warburtons.

When you take a shower, where do you put it?