Category: one liner

I wonder if he’d been playing infamous?

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Gazebos. Gods way of reminding us that we’re not quite as advanced as we think

I’m very happy with our divorce settlement. We sold the kids and I got custody of the stereo.

Why join a gym if you have Photoshop?

Captains log, Star-date 3.1415926535. I seem to have a strange urge for Pie today ….?

Sock + Sandle = Beard

I live within a stones throw of my local police station.. Which is handy.

Good to see the red balloon playing again last night – wore the number 23 this week…

After years of trying to damage a Bath Toy. I’ve finally broken my duck

It didn’t happen if there isn’t a joke on sickipedia about it

Anybody else remember the good old days when ‘Where’s Wally?’ was about as stressful as life got?

Speech Therapists. They have ways of making you talk.

Finally I’ve made it, I am famous. I was on television tonight, well an artist impression of me.

Racism drives me bananas