Category: one liner

I’m pretty sure that a city built on rock and roll would be fairly structurally unsound…

I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.

Isn’t every bike an exercise bike?

Women’s football is like horse racing with cows

It’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting.

I’m more confused than predictive text on a dyslexics phone.

Sky News : ‘Police Probe Bodies Found in House’ Also known as poking them with a stick

I went to a clock shop the other day, I loved every minute of it.

I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment, I think I’m a stereo type

I’ve lost count of the amount of times discalculia has held me back at work.

David Cameron employing Andy Coulson what next, a butcher employing maggots?

Everybody has an ego. Mine’s just bigger… and better.

“Roll up, roll up…” said the tour guide at the cigarette museum

If Christopher Walken. Was to write. A joke. It would probably. Contain. Too many. Full stops.

Rhubarb is for fools.