Category: neighbours

My neighbours hate it when I talk to my plants just before I go to bed. They’re in luck tonight though, the batteries of my megaphone ran out.

I’ve had enough of my blonde next door neighbour… It’s time to make a move on her mum.

I found out today, that arguments about fences are the major cause of feuds between neighbours. So I went and took our neighbours fence down, just in case.

My neighbour Is so annoying he bangs on the wall so loud sometimes that i cant even hear myself drilling

I was watching neighbours the other day… And then they saw me.

My internet went down yesterday. I think my cheap neighbour forgot to pay the bill. how irresponsible

Who says old people aren’t friendly? Only today as I came home from work my 80 year old neighbour was waving at me with such enthusiasm And she had a lovely open fire going in the living room

Built a nine foot high wall around my garden, the neighbours can’t get over it.

What’s the one word beginning with N and ending with R that you don’t want to call a black person? “Neighbour!”

I’ve heard its good to write a song about the person closest to you.. So the next one will be about my neighbour

A salesperson called me. “Are you interested in selling your house?” “I’m interested in my neighbour selling his” I replied, so I booked him an appointment.

Ok, so my neighbours officially hate me. Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our […]

Ever since those so called Obamas have got in, I keep reading about how they’re going to be the next Kennedys. As far as I’m concerned, no one can replace Karl and Susan from Neighbours.

Just had my next door neighbour knocking on my door when I was playing the guitar,he said” Excuse me mate we can’t hear a thing next door” “not a problem” I replied, so I turned up my amp to number 8 .Should be able to hear it ok now .

I walked out of my house this morning and saw two dogs humping. I wish my neighbours would close their blinds.