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I hate the useless junk mail my bank keeps sending me. This morning, I got a paying-in book.
Continue ReadingI hate the useless junk mail my bank keeps sending me. This morning, I got a paying-in book.
Continue ReadingIf I had three farthings, two shillings and sixpence for every time my gran moaned about the metric system…
Continue Readingi told my wife i had come into some money and i was going to let her spend it all… you should have seen her face when i gave her two ten pounds notes stuck together..
Continue ReadingMy wife and I have now accepted each other in an intimate way that will make us truly one, but I think I am going to regret it. We have just got a joint bank account.
Continue ReadingWith inflation on the rise, it’s encouraging to see that the fine for pulling the emergency chain on trains is 50, exactly the same as it was in 1962. Thats what I call value for money.
Continue ReadingI used to enjoy working in a bank, but recently I’ve lost interest.
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought a pub for a pound. Bar gain.
Continue ReadingThought I’d give the stock market a go earlier. I bought an oxo cube.
Continue ReadingA black man stopped me and asked for a pound for the bus fare home! I gave him a score and told him to take his family with him!
Continue ReadingTwo Jews walking down the street, one finds a wage packet. He opens it and starts crying. His friend says, “What are you crying for, you’ve just found a wage packet?” “Yes, yes,” he cries, “But you should see the deductions.”
Continue ReadingTaught an American about small currency exchange rates. Took a while but the penny dropped eventually.
Continue ReadingTell you what I’m losing interest in. My mortgage.
Continue ReadingAccording to economists, Apple currently has more money than the American government. I don’t think they’ve got their statistics quite right there, the old tramp playing the spoons outside Waterloo station currently has more money than the American government.
Continue ReadingI was never around when my son was growing up but I’ve been trying to make it up to him recently. Well, he needs someone to look after him. There will be a lot of people trying to take advantage when they find out about his 127m lottery win.
Continue Reading“Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” Not so fun in Zimbabwe…
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