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What do you call a 14 year old chav girl who isn’t a mother yet? Pregnant…
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Continue ReadingWe live in strange times. Kids run wild and dogs go to obedience school…
Continue ReadingGive a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach his wife to fish and he can spend several hours on the sofa watching Sky Sports.
Continue ReadingWhy won’t Scousers buy The Sun tomorrow? They can’t afford it.
Continue ReadingI went to the cemetry to look for my name on tombstones. It’s the Goth version of Googling yourself.
Continue ReadingDecided to have botox on xmas eve.. that way no one will know how much I hate the presents they’ve bought me
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend said I don’t pay her enough attention. It’s not my fault she’s wears clothes around the house.
Continue ReadingDear Ireland, I realise that we haven’t been the best of neighbours over the years but did we really deserve ‘Jedward’?! If you take them back and brick them up in an old house, i’ll personally look into returning the northern bit of your country too you…… Cheers!
Continue ReadingThis new phone tariff is a bit steep, every time I plug the phone in it tells me it’s charging.
Continue ReadingIt’s all well and good people praising Gareth Bale, but has every one forgotten that his mum puts cats in bins?
Continue ReadingCash Converters: The modern day Robin Hood.
Continue ReadingI bought a new toy for my son yesterday. It’s a kind of puzzle that has apparently been designed by psychologists to prepare children for the harsh reality of modern life. No matter how you put it together, it’s wrong.
Continue Reading” wish I could grow some pubic hair, so freaking bad!” Justin Biebers remix of Travis Mcoys recent hit single…
Continue ReadingKindle. For those times when turning a thin piece of paper is just asking too much.
Continue ReadingThe human hip, used for finding the exact location of the corner of a table.
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