Category: modern life

Luton – A place where your labelled posh for being a window cleaner.

I’ve been on this dating site for years now and not got a single date out of it. I described myself as an energetic, dominant man who likes astronomy, outdoor pursuits and hunting. Perhaps I should’ve used a different name to Night Stalker…..

My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can’t even afford to be broke.

My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.

Surely this carbon footprint offset malarky should work both ways? From now on when I send an email I’m going to scrumple a piece of paper up and throw it in the bin. Just doing my bit.

I’m going through a drink and drugs nightmare…….my dealers gone AWOL and the local off-licence has closed down.

Behind every good man, there’s a woman, rolling her eyes.

There you go “job seekers” the weekend is finally here, what are you going to do that’s different from a weekday apart from not watch jeremy kyle and drink cider?

My closest relationship is with my blackberry… thankgod it vibrates

Everytime I almost think humanity will be Okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes.

What’s the difference between Burberry and a Facebook Comedian? Burberry uses its own material.

There are many bad things that can happen to us in our lives. We lose people close to us. We lose our jobs. We get cheated on by the people we love. We experience many different feelings in our life times. But we just get on with it. The worst feeling imaginable, Is that moment […]

A survey has revealed that, if you get together a group of twitter and facebook users, and tell them they should really take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror, 97% will have beaten you to it.

Just been watching Time Team and they found a piece of pot two thousand years old. Amazing, I can’t get mine to last the weekend.