Category: magic

What did the magician do when he got angry? He pulled his hare out.

Remember to stay away from warehouses at a full moon… …they turn into houses…

According to Google’s homepage today is Harry Houdini’s 137th birthday… I reckon that’s his best trick yet

David Copperfield walks into a bar. Or does he?

Watched Dynamo yesterday. I love how he bottled every trick.

I’m like a Magician with women. I pick a girl at random off the street, saw her in half, and then make her disappear….

BBC News: Walker, 68, found dead in Italy. Walking and dead at the same time? Impressive. Your move David Blaine.

My mate bought a Crystal Ball the other day I don’t get what he see’s in it

A mate of mine has been having a hard time recently, and has had to cut some of his staff off. Gandalf’s magic isn’t what it used to be anymore.

For my next magic trick, I’ll need a condom and a volunteer

Watched a magician live on tv last night, he done this trick where he made everyone in the rooms hands repel like magnets. I thought it was brilliant, but the audiance looked a bit hesitant to applaud it

Working on a new trick, a magician turned his wife into a couch and his kids into chairs, but he couldn’t turn them back. What have I done? he wondered. How can I bring back my family? Out of ideas, he loaded everybody into his van and rushed to the hospital. He explained the situation, […]

In my act as a street magician, I line up women, blindfold them then rub their fannies menacingly before running off. More the fool them for trusting David Cop a Feel.

Ashes to Ashes. Dust to Dust. Worst…magician…ever.

Definition of an amateur magician; someone who can make anything disappear, except their virginity.