Category: library

I really need to do something about my pimple problems. I fell asleep at the library the other day and woke up only to find a blind guy reading my face.

I asked the librarian to direct me to the spy thriller section. It was all very hush-hush.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation. The librarian says, “Would you like a bag with that?”

So, David Carradine managed to persuade that librarian then…

“BBC News – Library closure threats spark campaigns across England” So no longer will a man be able to walk into a library and ask for a book on suicide…

A man walks into a library and asks “do you have any books with an abrupt ending?”

Ricky Ponting walks into a library. And the librarian says,”Looking for a book on suicide, aren’t you ?”

A man was arrested for breaking into a library. They threw the book at him.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Libyan Air Force. And the Librarian says: ” Over there, Sir, In the Tanks section”

Sickipedians these days live in a strange world with only one librarian, and an irate one at that.

They just opened a new African-American library in my neighborhood. It’s truly amazing. Largest collection of coloring books I’ve ever seen.

A man walks into library, “Do you have a book on schizophrenia?” “We only have one, but they are both out at the moment.”

A bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, “Too much Saxon violence.”

I man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs The Librarian replies: “It’s over there, in the cookery section”.

A German walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, “No mate, you’ll lose it.”