Category: library

A man goes to the library… …but it was closed due to government spending cuts.

black man walks into a library and asks for a book on crime.. librarian returns with a book on irony..

A blind man walks into a library and says, “Do you have any books on tape?” The librarian says, “Yes, but it’s not a very interesting subject.”

Stephen Hawking walks into a library.

A librarian walks into a library and says “Excuse me, do you have a book on role reversal?”

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler. ‘It’s on the far right’ the librarian replies. ‘Thank you, I’d also like a book on Marxist theory’ ‘Furthest left sir’ ‘and Nick Clegg?’ ‘Sorry sir, I don’t know where that one is’

Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, “You’re in luck! This one’s just come back.”

a Muslim walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide bombing. Librarian says ” This one will blow you away”

A Scouser goes into a library and ask for a book about suicide. The librarian says: “Sod it, I wish I hadn’t recommended it to that ginger now.”

A woman went into a library looking for a book on weddings. The librarian says, it`s just up that aisle.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Native American homesteads. Librarian says, “We don’t have it at the moment, I’ll put it on reservation”.

I was in a newsagents, reading a magazine when the shopkeeper came up to me and said “This is not a library”. So I said, “Alright, I will talk louder then”.

A Sickipedian walks into a library. The librarian says “Crack a joke and I’ll stab you!”

A child walks into a library and gets killed. It was a mobile library travelling at 40mph.

I’ve burnt my library card as a silent protest.