Category: library

Went into the library today and asked the women if they had any books on diagnosing testicular cancer. “Let me have a look for you” That’s what I call good service

A man walks into a library, confidently walks past the librarian to go borrow the actual book he wants as the various subjects are always clearly stated on the shelves.

I just found out we have a local library. They kept that quiet.

A man goes into a library and asks if they have a book on famous black criminals. The librarian says, “Certainly sir, we don’t have them all, but keep a small selection in aisles three to sixty four”.

Liam Gill’s friends walk into a library and ask for a dictionary. The librarian replies ”fuuk of, youse wownt bryng it bakk”

A man walked into a library and asks if they have maps. The toilet attendant then directed him to the front desk.

Man walks into a library & asks if they have any books on probabilities. The librarian says, “Most unlikely.”

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines. The librarian replies, “It’s in my house, if you want to come over and collect it.”

A man asks a librarian for a book on patience. The librarian says,”It’s not in yet.” So the man says,”I’ll wait.”

Is it just me or is the library that everyone seems to be going to have an unnecessarily rude librarian working there.

A man walks into a library and says, “Have you got a book on card tricks?” The librarian says, “Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile.”

Some things you need to get certain jobs: Policeman : No criminal record and a good heart Fireman : A good heart and little fear Surgeon : A steady hand Teacher : Like working with children Shopowner : Friendly and hardworking Librarian : Tourettes Syndrome

A woman walks into a library… That’s a new one.

A man walks into a library. Not in our town he doesn’t.

Stevie Wonder walks into a library and says “Honey, I’m home!”