Category: library

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity. The librarian asks, “What do you want to read that for?”

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Bin Laden The librarian replies “Sorry, it’s already been taken out”

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, “Okay.” “Really?” asks the man. “Usually you’re much m…” “APRIL FOOLS!”

A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called “Advice for young Mothers.” “Surely, dear, you can’t be pregnant?” “What are you on about? I just collect moths.”

I was going to go to the library and ask for a book about 21st century technology and its impact on society. Then I realised the library had been shut down due to lack of interest, so I Googled it instead.

An American drives past a library.

An American sits at home stuffing cheeseburgers and watching TV, wondering what a library looks like.

Went to the library and asked the librarian “Excuse me, do you have any books on alternative child birth techniques?” “Have you tried the C-Section?” she replied.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire. Oh what a pity replies the librarian, its just gone out.

A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it.

An American takes his books back to the library. “You were late.” says the librarian. “No, they were due back today.” Protests the American. “I was talking about World War One and Two.”

“Whistle while you work” In hindsight, this is probably not the best of ways to hold down a job at the library.

I’ve just written a book on suicide. If this site is anything to go by, it’ll be a best seller.

An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Paedophilia. The librarian says; “Just have this boy – he asked me for a book on memory loss and he said he can’t find his dad.”