Category: library

A bloke goes into a library & asks if they have any books on inconclusive answers. The librarian says, “Maybe”

A man walks into a library and says, “I want a book about delusion.” The librarian says, “No, you just THINK you do.”

If Clarence takes 2 books out of one library and 3 books out of another, what does he have? No friends.

A librarian knocked on my door and asked to borrow a book on irony.

I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: “Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?”

Kevin McGee goes into a library. ‘Don’t even bother asking,’ says the librarian.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on cloning. The librarian says “Sure we have hundreds of copies”.

Is it just me who feels sickipedia should add a “library” category?

A Sickipedian goes into a library and asks for a book on original jokes. The Librarian says, “Sorry, i don’t think that exists but here’s a book about war/suicide/Madeleine McCann/Stupid Americans/Fat Americans/Gingers/Women”

I was in a Library in Dublin the other day and I asked the Librarian if they had internet access and she replied “Who wrote it?”

A man goes into a library and asks, “Have you got The Grapes Of Wrath?” The librarian says, “No, I always walk like this.”

A stormtrooper walks into a library and asks for a book on droids. The Librobiwan says; “That isn’t the book you’re looking for.”

I went into the library and asked for a book about leprechauns, horse shoes, and rabbit feet. “you’re in luck” replied the librarian

Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, “A lot of people come for that.”

Ashley Cole goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says “here, keep it keep it…”