Category: joke

Just saw this joke: Statistically 9/10 of the jokes on here have been copied. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I would just like to add that; statistically 9/10 of the jokes on here have been copied.

A witch has cursed me by turning my head into a giant polo sweet. I tried to convince her that it didn’t bother me, but she saw straight through me.

If you are bored on a plane, try pressing your face against the window, pumping your arms in a running motion and bouncing on the seat to simulate running on the clouds. Don’t do it whilst on the runway though, or it’ll look like somebizarre attempt to escape the plane through osmosis.

A clich walks into a bar…

Like most people my height, I’m bored of people re-wording other peoples jokes.

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

Got deepthroat off a Thai hooker last night Sorry, that was a cheap gag.

I’m starting to find it quite frustrating and very patronising after smoking for 10 years, that whenever i go to the shop and buy a new cigarette lighter, the person behind the counter always insist on showing me how to use it.

The foot. A part of the body that allows you to find an upturned plug in the dark.

Every-time I go to write something to post on Sickipedia it seems someone else in the past has beaten me to it and wrote the same thing or something similar, until now…. …I like Pakis.

I seriously hate stubbornness And nothing you can say will change my mind!

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

My wife is a self harmer. She eats her own cooking.

Bruce Willis,Nick Nolte,Steven Seagal,Gerard Butler and Vinnie Jones were all in the audience for my stand up comedy gig the other night………. It was a tough crowd.

Hey, am I the only one who thinks Pacman should give Ghostbusters a call?