Category: joke

I guess “stop, drop and roll” doesn’t apply when you’re on a beach off the Gulf of Mexico…

What’s big, red and white? English land-fill.

I’ve been meeting up with an old Time Travelling colleague of mine, but now it’s just getting boring. All he want’s to do is reminisce about the future

Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Spammer Time!

My first joke on here was like my first girlfriend… They were boring, annoying and it lasted about 10 minutes before they both got buried.

I think Sickipedia should start changing the logo to incorporate the hottest ever jokes, just like Google does with relevant current topics. May I be the first to suggest having nine of the letters of ‘Sickipedia’ gang raping the remaining one?

Came downstairs Sunday morning and the wife was doing breakfast in her slippers I thought, must save up and get a pan

I remember when I was kidnapped when I was a child, my parents snapped into action. They rented my room out.

I read my star sign today and it read ”Today, you’ll be a winner” So I picked a fight with a four year old.

Whats the difference between a wolf an a flea? One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy.

This joke doesn’t really have a terrible rating. It’s just every time it gets to 70, I go prestige.

Apple is bringing out a new phone for less appealing people. It’s called the iSore

There are 37 things I hate in this world; jokes that don’t make any logical sense.

head boy is a prestigous award given to gifted students, head girl is an order.

What’s the difference between my wife and my Playstation? My Playstation is turned on most evenings.