Category: joke

The Anorexia Centre. The easiest place to pick up girls.

A man walks in to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter, he says; “What can you recommend for a headache?”. The man behind the counter says “Smash your head against a wall”.

What kind of music does a archaeologist listen to? Rock.

There is a slight potential flaw in simply dropping a noticably bulky envelope into a post box, clearly addressed to “cash for gold”. …It is akin to the three kings strapping the gold to a donkey and leaving, hoping it manages to travel on its own in the rough direction of Bethlehem.

My mate is fighting a map, he’s lost.

Whats the difference between a Sickipedia user and a stand up comedian? The stand up comedian hopes that one day, he’ll get discovered.

Climbing to the summit of Mount Everest was the highest point in my life. It all went downhill from there.

I don’t know if you have ever read ‘The Killing Joke’ by Anthony Horowitz but essentially the book is about a man who after hearing a sick joke becomes obsessed by it and begins a long journey to discover its origin. Could have saved him two weeks of his life by saying www.sickipedia.org

Twice upon a time there was a time machine…

Fergie has put out a press statement saying that Man Utd are leading the way of getting rid of the ugly side of football now that Gary Neville has retired.

I know two Everton fans who still haven’t found what they were looking for, Kate and Gerry McCann.

Someone stole my fake Christmas tree. Its not fir.

I came up with a great letter-based joke. My mate reckons I should post it.

I went on holiday to America last year. After driving non-stop south across Colorado and New Mexico you can guess the state I was in.

I Moustache You A Question, But I’ll Shave It For Later.