Category: joke

if i could write you a song to make you fall in love i wouldn’t have to put rohypnol into your wine

Window shopping is what men do, when they want to buy windows.

Long reach staplers. Why can’t you just move closer?

I’ve been having some trouble with my server today, he still refuses to bring me my slippers.

My girlfriend accused me of being a tramp the other day. I almost choked on the kebab i’d found.

BBC London News: “The story of an autistic man kept in care for a year against his will. We now hand over to our special correspondent..”

Dear LOL Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

How about you give me the ipad , then ill do ur survey

If the last few days have proven one thing, it’s that Sickipedia’s server is run by postmen.

To poo, or not to poo. That is digestion

Just found out I am going to be a father again! Can’t wait to tell the wife.

My son was born with two extra limbs on his body and needed an operation to separate them. It cost an arm and a leg.

It’s not the destination, it’s the journey… Except when you’re heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.

My relationship with women ironically mirrors my taste in Country Music. In both cases, it’s Cash only.

Sometimes i wish i’d taken the time to learn french when i was younger. Such is life.