Category: joke

What goes ‘Ha-ha-ha-ha-thump’? A leper laughing his head off.

Want to be the first woman in the White House? I’m sure the kitchen has an opening…

Why did the clown cross the road? He saw the funny side.

Once you go black… It’s probably time you got off the sunbed

I haven’t done a hard days work for the past year,yet our company has received two of the biggest awards in our field….. It’s nice to have something in common with Fernando Torres.

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

My mate Dean has a terrible stutter. Every time he introduces himself it’s like Match of the Day is starting.

What’s the best thing about owning a round bed? You can do a lap of honor when you finish.

Apple phone call… Apple: Hey Microsoft. It feels good to have a working operating system. *yawns* Microsoft: Oh so you managed to call back then? Apple:

BBC News: Ivory Coast asks for ICC probe What do they think the International Cricket Council are going to do?

Women who loudly and publicly announce their time of the month should be shot. PERIOD.

I am currently living just under the poverty line. Well, in a sewer beneath the Benefits office.

My girlfriend left me today. She said she’s fed up cause I never let her win an argument. Sure I do.

Note to everyone, never confuse EDF with EDL. I got a right strange quote for my electricity.

My old man’s a Dustman… He lives in an Urn on the Mantle Piece.