Category: joke

You know you’re a bit of a loser when you resort to posting jokes on here using your mobile phone on the way to work. ——————- Sent from my iPhone by O2.

Sickipedia- Promoting safety on the railways since 2009

I just made myself a cup of tea. It’s not everybody’s cup of tea.

I thought after about a 5 year ban I could apply for my license back. Turns out, they’re pretty intolerant when it comes to gun crime and shooting sprees.

I went to a forger’s house the other day. Everything he had was fake. Not even the Werther’s were original.

Since Sickipedia added the original author feature I’ve noticed a lot of jokes being posted that come from Mylifeisaverage. I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but if you spend your time searching other websites for jokes to post on here, your life is a long long way from […]

I put a “Beware of the dog.” Sticker on my mother inlaws bedroom door. She sarcastically said ” Ha ha, very funny.” And it was funny as she then entered the room to be mauled by the rottweiler I put in there.

Well, there’s always one place it’ll be a White Christmas. My socks.

I think i might have failed the First Aid exam in work today. One of the questions was to name the two most common types of stroke. Turned out the answer was Ischemic and Hemorrhagic, and not Leisurely and Crafty as I thought.

My girlfriend’s daughter said “I wonder what would be different if you were actually my Dad” I replied “Well, you’d be better looking for a start.”

swhereing shows a lack of intelligence

When my Nephew grows up he wants to be an accountant, so for his birthday I bought him a great big bag of receipts. I said to him, “dont worry if you dont like them, i’ve kept all the presents”

“Two Blacks don’t make a White” Doesn’t stop them from trying though.

I can’t wait for the war in Afghanistan to end. I want to see the winning killcam.

Conned some tramps out of their last few quid the other day…….. i must stop playing silly beggars.