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I’ve just had a telephone …

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I’ve just had a telephone interview for a job as an engineer with B.T. The interviewer asked me “have you got any experience with communication systems?” Perhaps I should have stopped and thought before replying “you do know we are on the phone?”

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Wife asked for something …

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Wife asked for something fast and curvy for her birthday; judging by my black eye a 1400 spin speed washing machine wasn’t what she had in mind, the other blackeye came when i said why don’t you take it for a spin anyway.

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What is the point of BBC …

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What is the point of BBC researchers, if I have to think of questions to ask them?

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Recreate the smell of far …

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Recreate the smell of farts by opening a pack of Iceland’s diced chicken.

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Owning brown towels is a …

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Owning brown towels is a nightmare, i mean you’re never too sure which part is safe to wipe your face on.

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Alan Hansen once famously …

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Alan Hansen once famously quoted that you “won’t win anything with kids.” Well, I beg to differ Alan, as my Best Young Goats in Show medal will testify.

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What is the difference be …

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What is the difference between the McCann household and an Ann Summers party? At an Ann Summers party, all the toys get played with.

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The Weight Watchers websi …

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The Weight Watchers website requires you to have cookies disabled.

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Kid I knew in school had …

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Kid I knew in school had an extra finger on each hand. He was digitally enhanced.

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I should have known bette …

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I should have known better than tell someone my biggest secret whilst attending the Town Cryer’s annual convention.

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The Sun; Britain Faces Cr …

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The Sun; Britain Faces Crisis. I thought, what? Are we running out of faces?

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i just found out my this …

June 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on i just found out my this …

i just found out my this beautiful woman i was going to ask out had previuosly been a man. I mean I’m all up for trying new stuff, but i can’t deal with the fact that she can down a pint faster than me.

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Wallace is remembered in …

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Wallace is remembered in Scotland as a patriot and national hero. Most English men prefer Gromit.

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Timing. What’s crucial wh …

June 7qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Timing. What’s crucial wh …

Timing. What’s crucial when telling a joke?

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Taxi for abdul… Oh wait …

June 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Taxi for abdul… Oh wait …

Taxi for abdul… Oh wait, he drives one.

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