Category: joke

Anyone else think Derren Brown should hypnotize the McCanns to find out where they hid Madeleine

Sickipedia stand-up comedy night?? The biggest gathering of paedophiles since Pope Benedict XVI was elected…

For sale: Cheap Incredible Hulk t-shirts. Usual wear and tear.

My Sat Nav is playing up. Now all roads do lead to Rome.

I take my hat off to my barber. Makes it easier for him to cut my hair.

I heard that drinking alone is bad. So I got a cat.

Sickipedia Top Tip: Just because you own baby oil, does not give you the right to rub babies.

My girlfriend just described my posting of jokes on sickipedia as a ‘healthy phase’. I never realised that over time and with the experience of living with me it was possible to set the bar so low.

According to recent statistics, over one billion people in the world live in poverty. Must be a nice place to live, seeing as it’s so popular. I wonder where it is.

Lynx: making you smell like a smoky year 10 since 1983

I went for a poo at pauls and all i got was this lousy black eye.

I just hosted the worst orgy ever. No one came

I got fired, and I’m being taken to court, just for falling asleep once on the job. I don’t see a point in co pilots if I’m honest.

Why didn’t the atheist cross the road? There’s no such thing as the other side

What does this joke and aids have in common? My girlfriend will get it sooner or later.