Category: joke

And I accuse you of being the first letter of the alphabet, exhibit… a

I just broke up with my girlfriend today. I couldn’t handle all the attention she got for being so hot. I had to put her out.

So a crab walks sideways into a bar. Two hours later, it walks out straight.

My unemployment joke needs some work.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket!”

I feel sorry for kids nowadays, especially when they see a toy advertised on television. They want it but can’t have it because their parents have to be 18 or older to buy it.

What do you call a broken Boomerang? A stick.

That’s me banned from all the comedy shows at the Edinburgh fringe. Apparently heckling is tolerated, but shouting ” Duplicate” is not.

I usually buy my little brother a Christmas present that I will secretly enjoy as well, like Lego. So this year I’ve bought him a shirt which is one size too small

I love this new ‘Original Author’ thing. its added such a variation to the kinds of jokes people post, often leaving the punchline in that very box

Lawrence next door sadly died this evening after tripping and falling into his burning bonfire. His wife has made a brief statement saying that he was a wonderful guy

I phoned the Emergency Services the other day and I was on hold for ten minutes. When I got through I said, “You’re lucky this is a hoax.”

3 and a half years ago since i emigrated to america, i bet the wife is worried sick.

Just been into KFC and bought a new i-Twist, still cant figure out how to play my songs on it

I’m getting married next week but I’ve heard there’s going to be a big fight. May the Best Man win.