Category: joke

Lawyer: “You seem to be quite a bit smarter than the average witness from your background.” Witness: “Why thank You. I wish I wasn’t under Oath so I could return the compliment!”

What have white women and Neapolitan ice cream got in common? They both have a small White strip between the pink and the brown.

I used to go out with a girl who had “Asprin” tattooed over one breast and “Paracetamol” over the other. Finest medicine chest I’ve ever come across.

I hate people who can’t tell jokes, hence my low self-esteem.

I just saw a condom for gingers, although it’s inflatable and appears to be shaped like a doll.

My wife left me because I like to play with Barbie. She also insists that I call my stepdaughter by her full name- Barbara.

On a recent epsiode of blockbuster the contestant asked for an “E please bob”? Bob replied “sort you out after the show”

So I was in the chip shop when the woman asked “salt and vinegar?” I said yes it does smell like that now can you get off the counter and put your knickers back on please I want some chips.

A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act. “I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself.” “Wow! That’s amazing,” says the manager. “Could you please demonstrate it […]

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend. He had a real one.

I walk past a camping site today. Sorry, that should be past tense.

What’s with the sudden influx of database latency jokes? Seriously, cut it out. 867 of us will never get to read them anyway.

My girlfriend told me I leave her breathless when she is close to me. I’ve told her we need to spend more time together.

What happened to the days when sickipedia was actually sick? If anything it should just be called mildlyoffensivebandwagonpedia.org

After years of searching i found my real dad using the internet , this week we finally spoke on the phone, He said he would like to see more of me, so ive sent him some naked photos.