Category: joke

My wife left me because I spend too much time on the internet. So I guess now the joke’s on her.

My long-term girlfriend should know by now how much I like jokes and tricks… So if she actually turns up at church wearing a wedding dress on April 1st, more fool her.

Two friends finish studying at university and meet up in their hometown for a drink one night to catch up, talk about their experiences at university and where they think they’ll go next in life. One says “I’ve got this Business degree now, but I’m not so sure what to do. What type of work […]

My nephew convinced my mother-in-law that the “L” hand sign on the forehead meant “I love you”. I just can’t bring myself to ruin his joke.

My wife left me because of my obession with Queen, Another one bites the dust.

What is BA + NA? Banana

I’ve just seen Bob Holness working in my local DVD rental store. And that’s blockbusters!

Women are like hoovers, once you turn them on they won’t stop sucking.

Wispa Duo: cunningly convincing fat birds that they have enough will power to save the other half for later, whilst actually selling them twice as much chocolate. Speeding them towards a lardy grave, Cadbury’s I salute you.

The Post Office said that before they took any action, they wanted evidence that the postman was taking a shortcut across my garden. Well, they’ve got it now. They said someone will be around soon to remove his body from the sharpened bamboo pit.

My wife is always telling me I need to have a more active and healthy lifestyle… So tonight, I’m going to walk to the pub at the far end of town.

I’d tell you a joke about the new DFS sale but it goes on for ever.

Article on the BBC News Website by Jon Kelly: “Why do people tell sick jokes about tragedies?” Where else would comedians get their material from? Your mum?

Anyone seen that Jamrags site? They’re stealing all our good jokes!

I’ll tell you whats not good news. Bad news.