Category: joke

An old man walks into a pub, he goes to the bar. He orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him and says :”three pounds, please” The old man stands up, goes to the right end of the bar and put a pound on it, then he walks to the left end of the […]

Arrogance isn’t attractive.. But I am.

I phoned up the local garage from my hospital bed and told the owner that the reason I was in hospital was the total incompetence of his staff and their inability to fix a minor fault that resulted in the brakes on my car failing completely. “I suppose you’re going to sue me?” he asked. […]

My girlfriend thinks that her head is too cone-shaped. She has a point.

What does Frodo use to pleasure himself? A Bilbo

A woman walks into a bar and ruins the joke.

This joke is like a rapist. It’s going to score whether you like it or not.

America observes 18th Take Your Child to Work Day. While Indonesia celebrates its 1st Take Your Parent to Work Day.

If there’s enough room to spell ‘bootylicious’ on the back of your shorts, it probably isn’t.

How is it that you’re allowed to make a Facebook group “I like to stand in the shower forever because i like hot water”, but you aren’t allowed to say “I like to stand in the local playground forever because i like small children”?

Caveman jokes never worked: “Knock! Knock!” “Come in, it’s open.”

People often tell me I’m very presumptuous. I think you know where I’m going with this…

FACT: you are 23 times more likely to crash if driving while trying to send a te

My wife said that she was in need of some TLC. So I took her up a ladder and suplexed her through a table.

So, how does this work? Do I HAVE to remember the jokes from two weeks ago and be the first person that day to repeat them again or am I allowed to make something new up???