Category: joke

Received an invite to a party today, written on a bottle of Ribena… Seems I was cordially invited

What’s invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.

Haribo…… Providing paedo’s a jaunty theme tune since 1920.

A guy came up to me after a stand up gig I did. He said, “Hey you stole my joke.” I said, “No I didn’t…” He said, “Yes you did, you stole my joke” I said “Search me.” He did, and he found it. I guess the joke was on me.

I’m a Sickipedian. And jumping on the Windows 7 bandwagon, was my idea.

I love my six-pack. It’s no wonder I protect it with a thick layer of fat.

I failed my driving test for the fourth time today… …or as the Police prefer to call it… The “Breathalyser”.

Uruguay has decided to get with the times so it’s going to change it’s capital city from Montevideo to Montebluray.

Database latency too high Sickipedia appears to have lost connection to the database. Predictably. There are 786 of you not looking at this joke.

watching your kids being born is so overwhelming, but nothing compares to the feeling of your first joke being posted on sickipedia

Am I the only one that thinks big issue sellers need to go onto some sort of sales and marketing course?

The school Career’s Advisor asked me to call him regarding my teenage son. “Frankly,” he said, “Your son is rude, churlish, vacant with an intelligence level bordering on moronic. On the rare occasions that I can extract a response from him, inevitably it is monosyllabic….. We think he has a great future ahead of him […]

I finally understand the saying “There’s more than one way to skin a cat” Yeah, there’s the Cruyff Turn, the step-over or even the Ronaldinho flip-flap.

In support of the strikes today the London ramblers will not be walking out

I love grooming young children. They’re always well behaved and they show good manners when they come to my salon for a haircut.