Category: joke

Every day at about 3:30 pm I get an odd squeak in my the back of my car, but a Happy Meal seems to shut it up.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decide not to go into a pub – hey, I’m not joking!

I was going to post a joke but I ran out of stamps.

My girlfriend and me have been rowing about how ‘opinionated’ I am. What she doesn’t get is that, I’m not opinionated. I’m right.

Was anyone else hoping she would just kick him in there and then? Or That they had a sniper at the ready?

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: “Do you have a library card?” The man says no, and leaves.

What do I and Mascara have in common? We both give my wife long lasting lashes

The Sickipedia home page is a lot like people from around the world. On the western side, they are witty and intelligent but there aren’t many, whereas in eastern side, they are churning out new ones every second and wanting to move west.

Someone has just come up to me while I was eating and said “you are what you eat”. I wouldn’t normally pay any attention to it but I was eating Jamaican ginger cake at the time and I’m not taking that sort of risk.

Wanna hear a joke about paranoia? Actually, don’t worry.

My girlfriend just called me a sore loser I nearly threw my controller at the game over screen

No bandwagons, libelous statements, correct spelling, search for keywords (which doesn’t come up with anything but it still gets removed as a dupe when it scores high enough) and nothing too sick. It’s easier to post a letter than a joke on here.

I was really comfy sat on the bus today. Then I slid off and fell onto the road.

I don’t usually laugh at jokes about feathers, but… This one tickled me.

Ironic isn’t it that a band can be called One Direction when all the members go both ways.