Category: irony

Old proverb: Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

ITV: Tune in next week for the new series of ‘The biggest loser’ Sponsored by ‘Subway’

“Post Mortem Results on Flat Children” Squashed…

Example of Irony: Pointing out somebody else’s ironic failure only to be guilty of the same mistake.

I’ve been asked to do a job for the local mobster, no questions asked. Unfortunately, I didn’t find out what, where or when it is.

What’s the difference between Heather Mills and Fernando Torres? Torres has two left feet.

From a young age if I was ill, the first thing I was told was to take pills and drink lots of fluid, if I couldn’t sleep: “Here’s a pill”. Trouble with my ADHD – more pills. But, I slip one ecstasy pill in my little brother’s vodka and I’m the bad influence.

My girlfriend said, “You’re too judgemental of me.” I gave her a 6/10 for her posture during that sentence.

I always thought i had a good imagination… but it turns out it was just my imagination

i just found the meaning of irony, a hairbrush made by a company called goody

My wife says I’m too much of a skeptic I’m not so sure

Wouldn’t it be ironic to die in the living room?

Irony is people complaining about Facebook’s privacy settings when every other update is about their weekly visit to their Gynaecologist.

My Physics teacher says my understanding of forces is the worst he’s ever known. Personally I think he’s pushing my leg.

It’s just been announced that Amy Winehouse overdosed using Ketamine…what were the odds of that, 2-1 I wonder..shame she didn’t hold out for the Grand National.