Category: irony

I would kill to have my first degree murder charges dropped.

BBC News: “Google to be investigated by EU” What are they going to do, google it?

Wouldn’t it be ironic, if you died in the living room?

15- the amount of times i will smack someone in the face if they inbox me a number on facebook.

Definition of irony. A man called Patel scoring the winning runs for England v India.

irony [ahy-ruh-nee] noun “A fleet of 11 fire engines worth 1.3m and belonging to the national Fire Service College in Gloucestershire has been destroyed in a blaze.”

BBC News: Nottinghamshire Police staff have staged their second walkout in a week as a protest against cuts. They used to walk out every day, or Patrol as it was known in the old days.

Example of irony : a blind person with a photographic memory…

I was the victim of a hit and run today. The man who attacked me was in a wheelchair. I couldn’t help but laugh at the irony.

I seriously can’t wait any longer for a cure for impatience.

Isn’t it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

‘Prevaricate’ means that somebody gives false and incriminating information. Ironically, prevaricate is an anagram of Patrice Evra.

My son asked for a train set for Christmas but I can’t find one anywhere. So I got him a replacement bus service set instead.

In a bitter divorce my ex-wife said, “…and I’ll see to it that you’ll never see our kids” Never one to miss out on some irony, I got out my acid-filled water-pistol and squirted in her eyes.

Just finished my first day of being optimistic. It could have been better…