Category: irony

I wonder how bad the various Iceland foods look in real life if they all (even the desserts) look like cat food on the advert..

Isn’t it ironic how, as your chromosomes go up, you go downs.

I hope for Cher Lloyd’s sake that shaving off half her hair managed to sort her nit problem. Would be a shame otherwise.

I threw a ball for my dog Rover this morning and he ran out in the road and got run over by a Rover. How ironic is that? Especially as Alanis Morissette was driving it.

Ask an American – “What is Irony?” they usually say “Spinach?”

It’s a shame Manchester United aren’t sponsored by Sharp anymore. Seeing Wayne Rooney running around with it on his chest would be the epitome of irony.

I’m really confused; Britain has turned white and it has stopped working.

Isn’t it ironic that Virgin Tv doesn’t have Babestation?!

Isn’t it strange how some people don’t live up to their name? Mike England is from Wales. Alan Brazil is from Scotland. Ryan France is from England. And Nicolas Cage isn’t black..

I saw a joke the other day about the FIFA presidential election and the English FA. Ironically, I abstained from voting it.

Women’s Rights. Putting the Iron in Irony.

It’s a little ironic that we’re getting so many ‘PC’ jokes on the most politically incorrect website on the internet.

Ironically, Burglary stole the headlines in the British Crime Survey this year.

I really don’t understand trailer parks; you buy a caravan or mobile home, then you take it then you park it and you’ll never move it again. It’s like buying an iPod and nailing it onto your table.

A lack of exercise is now causing as many deaths in the developed world as smoking, a study suggests. So I’ve started jogging to the tobacconist’s every morning.