Category: irony

The uk has been named the fifth laziest nation in the world. I have got good reason why this isn’t true. I would tell you – but I can’t be bothered.

Well annoyed that loads of places will be closed just because of the Royal Wedding, which we are paying for with our taxes. Means I have to wait till Monday now to collect my jobseekers allowance.

I was in an English exam and one of the questions was ‘Write a sentence in the past conditional tense’. I had no idea what the ‘past conditional’ tense was! If only I’d revised.

I’m so indie, I want people to vote my joke down, because if it gets too popular I’ll delete it and say it sold out.

In my school there was one bully who liked to listen to rap music and often told us that he was going to “do a drive by on us”. Ironically this has finally become reality as I drove off smugly with with my big mac and fries.

Gary Lineker first made money kicking bags of air around. Now he just sells them.

My wife woke me up this morning by saying, “Happy Chinese New Year!” I could hardly open my eyes. Ah what an irony…

Last week I set my ringtone as Mr Lonely by Akon just to be ironic. Sadly, I haven’t had the chance to hear it yet.

I can’t believe my wife takes soaps so seriously, it’s not real. Anyway, rant over, gotta catch up on Wrestlemania.

I recieved this reply on youtube when I suggested that Rugby players are physically tougher than American footballers SGguitar22 (6 hours ago) u just mad cause u aint us. we actually get food This really sums up America.

Talk about tempting fate. My uncle spent his teenage years as a Mod, proclaiming ”I’ll never be a rocker !” Now he’s got Parkinson’s.

Isn’t it funny that the saddest and loneliest people that you know seem to have the most Facebook friends?

There was an awards ceremony for adverts on T.V last night. I fast-forwarded through the whole thing.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Most Haunted is on Living TV?

The irony when Germany prepare for Euro 2012 by going to the Cryotherapy chambers in Poland.