Category: irony

in my diary it says my goal for this week: make a goal for this week next week: understand irony.

Germany has been practising with this new style ball, in their league, for over year now and look how well they are doing … Ironically, in 1938, when they last failed to qualify ….. Their leader Adolf Hitler had only one ball to play with.

Isn’t it ironic that women are born to cook but when you want good food, in a restaraunt, you have to have a man to cook it.

In Peterborough City Centre, there are two shops right next to each other called; ‘Evolution’ and ‘Blacks’. Oh the irony.

I had my daughter call me whilst I was in the office today. It was the sweetest thing! Until I remembered that I work at the call centre for Childline…

My wife has just sent 6000 on a new motorcycle for me as a suprise gift.I was speechless so I rushed off to the shops straight away and bought her a lovely new steam iron.You can’t do enough for a good woman.

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson’s no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?

My wife left me because I am in love with myself too much. To be honest I don’t care, my hair still looks amazing.

The only machine I’m good on at the gym is the vending machine

Alan Sugar diagnosed with diabetes. Sweet irony

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they dont really know me.

My girlfriend just said to me i was a waster, with scruffy clothes, no home and no money. I beg to differ

Man, I miss pointing at planes.

BBC: ‘Sorry about this, there is a problem with the sound. In the meantime here is some music’ Oh the irony…

Saw a sign today: “Centre for blind –>” Irony