Category: irony

As a child my mum would always tell me not to sit too close to the TV because it was bad for my eyes. Now as an adult I spend up to 8 hours a day within 2 feet of a computer screen.

Ironic that all the people in London are going bananas

Reggae star Beenie Man has given an interview to MTV News, in which he describes his struggle to achieve success in Europe, having had an uphill fight against racism and bigotry inherent in the music industry. His new single, ‘Burn De Battyman’ is released on Monday.

25/11/05 – George Best died. 26/11/05 – 24 hour licensing laws took effect. Alanis Morrisette take note…THAT really is ironic.

I can’t stand abruptness.

I applied for a job at Royal Mail 2 months ago but ain’t had a reply, Think my application got lost in the post.

I just found out that Nick Griffin lives in Barking but comes from Reading. Frankly, I think he should go back where he came from.

Am I the only one who can’t wait for the new ‘why am I not impatient’ book to come out.

My girlfriend just broke up with me. She says I spend too Much time talking to people I don’t even know online. Just wait til ‘pokemonmaster91’ hears about this.

What happens in vegas. Ends up on facebook.

Last week the candle factory burned down at the bottom of my road. Everyone just stood around and sang ‘Happy Birthday’.

Spray painted ‘irony’ on the back of my wifes smart car. She shouldn’t have called me pathetic.

Dear Contact Lens Makers, Why do you make something so small and so see through for people who can see so little?

You always hear people saying with pride : ” I’ll be entering New Year drunk. ” Quite ironic if I may say so myself , as I enter anything drunk. Usually when I’m sober.

Definition of irony:- Fat people having to resort to jogging pants when they can’t get trousers to fit them.