Category: irony

Definition of Irony. A black policeman

If the people at Volvic are so worried about Africans not having enough water, why are they selling it to us?

Ironically, the further forward you move the car seat because you’re short, the taller you have to be to reach the seatbelt

I have always found it ironic that my next door neighbor Muhammed works for bomb disposal….

Mario Kart is so unrealistic. I mean, how does Mario’s hat stay on?

Definition of irony: An enormously fat, perfectly round woman named Dot.

I just saw a Matrix sign on the motorway which read ‘Distractions can cause accidents’

Definition of irony: Scottish football chiefs and politicians slamming Celtic fans for their strong opposition to wearing the poppy as the people it represents helped give us freedom of expression…….

I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.

Wouldn’t it be Ironic it Maggie Thatcher died by falling into a disused Mine Shaft

They say those who live by the sword die by the sword. Rubbish, I’m a blacksmith specialising in period weaponry and I’ve just been diagnosed with bowel cancer.

Isn’t it ironic that the Americans thought the Blacks had inferior intelligence than themselves I personally can’t think that is true, an IQ of 4 or below doesn’t seem possible

A man called me pretentious the other day. If you ask me, that’s like the basin calling the cauldron ebony.

How ironic US congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords last speech said we need to be head strong In these troubled times

Curry’s. Ironically no Indians work there.