Category: irony

BBC News: Second lesbian blogger is a man we have all fallen for that before.

M. Night Shyamalan walks into a bar…. Or does he?????

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

I drink too much to forget my problems, most notably the fact that I drink too much.

I just bought some chicken and there was a sticker on the packaging saying ‘ RSPCA Approved.’ Does anybody else see the irony of the RSPCA approving the slaughtering of birds?

Fe, The Ultimate irony.

I got one of those bags for life today. I beat a little old lady to death for it.

It’s that age old question. How old are you?

Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they’re bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: “Ivan, jump!” Sobbing, Ivan says: “Mr. […]

Anyone else think its ironic that the ghanian football team is nicknamed the ‘black stars’?

The ironic thing about smokers is that they are always keen to get out into the fresh air

My wife told me she’s leaving be because i never say anything to her face Needless to say, the text i sent her when she left was an angry one.

At least in China they make the punishment fit the crime. Smuggling enough heroin to kill 28,000 junkies – death by lethal injection. The irony.

“Swine flu ad man catches virus” Irony 1. Advertising 0

The Irony… I had to leave the O2 Arena to get reception