Category: irony

I’ve just invented an irony detector. It’s detects absolutely everything, apart from irony.

They always say us British are the best when it comes to understanding irony, well obviously, we have a newspaper called The Sun!!!

Wouldn’t it be ironic if an Ethiopian won a holiday to Hungary.

I saw a headline it said, ‘Britain faces crisis’ I thought what, we’re running out of faces?

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with marine life… Oh well, there’s plenty more fish in the sea…

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they dont really know me.

Ironically my Muslim girlfriend who’ve cheated on me lives just a stones throw away.

Isn’t it ironic that most jokes that start with, “Isn’t it ironic…” aren’t ironic?

Britain has been declared the “booziest” nation in the world. Now off down the pub to celebrate the good news.

There’s no racist comedians on tv anymore , id rather see bernard maning on mock the week than , that heavyset Irish chap, or the young lad with the unfortunate eye problem , or any of the wogs they let on now and again

Isn’t it ironic that osama has died today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY BLAIR..

Irony – Gabrielle’s name is spelt with one I

“One ring to rule them all, “One ring to find them, “One ring to bring them all “And, in the darkness bind, them.” Ironic that the “One Ring” that has the ability to bind mankind in darkness and bring nothing but pain and misery to the world looks suspiciously like a wedding ring.

IRONY: Getting hit by a Dodge.

I’d like to be an optimist but I know I’d be terrible at it.