Category: irony

Exactly how clean IS a whistle?

BBC News: Middlesbrough Ladies Football Team excited by trip to North Korea I bet they are. Going to a place thats less depressing than Middlesbrough is something to get excited about!

Ironically, black jokes don’t work on black people.

Gingernut Biscuits. Packs sold seperately. Oh the irony.

A mate asked me “do you have any repressed memories?” “Yeah” I said, “but I forget which ones.”

I can resist anything except temptation.

BBC Wales news: A Man from a local traveller camp in Merthyr Tydfil, dies from injuries received after falling off the back of his own lorry. How ironic.

Procrastination, because writing this joke means delaying another few minutes.

Dave’s girlfriend left him today. She said it was because Dave wouldn’t stop talking in the third person.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

SKYNEWS – “Carlos Tevez signs lucrative deal to become the new spokesperson of Kettle Crisps.”

Civil aviation is making miracles: your breakfast in Rome, your lunch in London, your dinner in New York, your luggage in Bangladesh.

News: African fruit burns 12.3 lbs of fat every 28 days Mother Nature, the only woman with a sense of humour

A traveller once asked me if I knew the definition of Irony. So I ignored him and carried on pitching my caravan in his back yard.

Irony:Telling someone on facebook to get a life.