Category: irony

Ironically, it appears that Moat is being surrounded.

CNET user discussions: “…you really are and idiot” not the phrase to make a typo

My Ex-Wife claims that when I have the kids for their monthly visit I just spoil them and throw money at them. You want the see the bruise a 50p coin can make between ones eyes if executed correctly from 2 metres.

What do you call an American D.I.Y. man? A Mexican.

BBC Magazine: How to strengthen your willpower If only I could be bothered to read it.

I waited 40 years for that first kiss. Probably wasn’t best to have it with my mum, at her funeral.

I was walking my dogs through the woods today , when I came across a man tying a rope with a noose to the branch of a tree. ” Everything all right mate ? ” I asked. ” Fine ” , he replied. It’s good we live in such a civilised country.

Isn’t it ironic that the chances of a fat man pulling a chick are very thin

My wife told me the other day that she was leaving me because of my constant sarcastic tone…. ….which is odd, because I’m always telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is.

Gender stereotyping is such a woman thing to do.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Whilt browsing the “ban sickipedia” facebook group I couldn’t help but notice the following in the related groups list. “I Bet We Can Get 9999 Scousers By 9/9/09” Anyone else see the irony in this?

They all laughed at me when I told them i wanted to be a comedian, from then i knew my future was bright

The world is full of people who lie to make themselves seem more interesting. And as a direct decendant of Mahatma Ghandi, I’m really offended by this.

I’ve been meaning to post this stupid procrastination joke for like three months now.