Category: irony

If my girlfriend got pregnant, I’d have to run out and get some coat hangers. Need something to hang all those cute little baby outfits on!

At the D-Day commemorations, it appeared Gordon Brown did not know the words to the national anthem, which commentators have noted will cause uproar. I think this is definitely an overreaction, he’s been doing such a good job until this.

Two men in a hospital are talking for a good few hours, deep into the night… “…And that is the meaning of Irony my friend” Said Pete with a self accomplished look on his face. “what’s the meaning of Irony?” asked the alzheimer’s patient

Facebook: Ironically, the more friends you have the less popular you are.

A company offered $50 for suggestions from staff that would save them money. They awarded it to the employee who advised that they only award $20.

It’s World Goth Day and the sun is shining brightly, who says God doesn’t do irony?

My friends call me Mr. Apathetic. But I don’t care.

6th Oct 1854. The Great Fire of Newcastle. A wasted, ruined city, its people desperate and miserable. And then they had a fire.

I love the irony… Millions of Africans starving, and yet, the birds eye views of the world cup stadiums makes them look like giant bowls of Coco Pops

I swear I saw my Tourette’s councillor earlier. He’s not very good.

Scientists have found a cure for absent-mindedness. But they forgot where they left it.

On an Inside Xbox video about Kinect and the microphone, the girl at the end talks about how she can use the xbox from the kitchen. Irony.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

There’s no worse feeling than the millisecond you’re sure you’re going to die when you lean your chair back just a little too far.

What’s the definition of ironic? Putting a Crimestoppers advert on Sickipedia.