Category: internet

“What’s that Timmy? All of your friends have changed their facebook pictures to cartoons? Well, that’s okay then, no beatings tonight.”

Boy1 : Do you know there is still life beyond Internet Boy2 : Really..???!!… Give me the link..

Apparently Jeeves doesn’t know the name of that movie starring that guy that I can’t seem to recall either.

I think those ads that say ‘Get ripped in 4 Weeks’ are underselling a bit. It’s only been 1 minute since I paid for the DVD workout routine and I feel ripped.

If all the people on this site dedicated as much effort trying get a girlfriend as they do finding duplicates and checking spelling, Sickipedia would be left with just a handful of gingers.

All the landmarks and millions of beautiful places on Google Earth, and the first thing everyone looks at is their own house.

World Of Warcraft: Helping 16 year old boys keep theie virginity since 2004 sickipedia: helping 40 year olds keep their virginity since god knows when

Mobile Internet…. Alowing me to beat one off in Public toilets since my upgrade in Dec 2008

Facebook should have an option to not post to Your profile that You have added someone better looking than Your partner behind there back. It would save those mad panicking seconds of waiting for Your profile to load so You can delete it manually before they find out.

Matthew Pyke got stabbed 86 times after an internet gaming debate. I say that’s fair enough. Anyone who survived 85 stab wounds must have been cheating.

A news report said that 954 offenders who should be in jail are still at large. Strangely enough i haven’t been able to get on sickipedia for the last half an hour because 954 people were looking at this page.

Just posted a human papilloma video to Youtube …. I’m hoping it goes viral

What do Sickipedia and my wife have in common? They only suck on weekends.

I like to think of the internet as my own personal playground. In that most things I do in playgrounds are sick, illegal, and involve masturbation.

Racism against Britain? Come on! Lets see how many paki’s have internet!