Category: internet

Wanted to sue the manufacturers of my two-legged tripod, but I was told it’d never stand up in court.

They say Google is the most powerful search engine in the world so I thought I’d test this by searching: ‘Hard working honest black male’ Not so powerful now, are you google?

I wrote a joke about a fat guy and posted it on the internet. It got ripped in four weeks.

I’ve got no objection to Andy Parsons stealing jokes from Sickipedia. But building a time machine so he can go into the future and nick them before they’ve even been posted is just sneaky.

Just got sent a message from Sickipedia: ‘Abuse of other members either by PM or on the front page will not be tolerated. This is a jokes website and an online community and, as such, it is important that is does not degenerate into a slanging match between the users.’ I only pray to God […]

My girlfriend thinks its wrong to laugh at the jokes on here, she often says it wouldn’t be funny if it happened to you. But, as I’m neither a 5 year old girl, dead baby or Jade Goody I find this pretty unlikely.

Honestly , you can tell when you have your priorities wrong and no life. You dread the day “Database Latency” and ” Youtube is down for maintenance” happen together.

Whoever said white men cant jump has never had a black colleague tap him on the shoulder while reading Sickipedia

Sickipedia: raising the grammatical standard of English, whilst simultaneously lowering the tone.

I think if Microsoft changed there search engine to Bang, a lot more people would start using it. “I just banged Cheryl Cole.”

“Post jokes whilst America’s sleeping” Seems good advice, Thanks However what time exactly is this, cos I think they just sleep in between snacks

Why is it that around 4pm GMT the average IQ on this site plummets?

I thought Jade Goody dying was the reason for sever crashing. No such luck!!!!

So you’re buying your better half an anniversary present and you don’t want her to find out. Just turn on in-private browsing and get ripped in 4 weeks.

MPAA calls the internet going dark “An abuse of power” In related news, the Eye of Sauron acuses hobbits of terrorism.