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I’m surprised XVideos isn …

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I’m surprised XVideos isn’t celebrating Mothering Sunday by advertising exclusive MILF clips.

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Microsoft “In Private” br …

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Microsoft “In Private” browsing. Trying to reduce the divorce rate since 2009.

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With the suggestion of th …

May 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on With the suggestion of th …

With the suggestion of thickipedia being made for Americans, I’m sure that isn’t low enough for people who live in southern states of America. I propose that we banish them to ‘hickipedia.org’

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Get a flat stomach in 4 w …

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Get a flat stomach in 4 weeks using this weird old tip. Move.

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The two sliders on the Wo …

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The two sliders on the Wonga.com website should really be “How much cocaine do you want?” and “When are you selling your car?”.

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You know you’re spending …

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You know you’re spending too much time on Sickipedia when you start having dreams about the tag cloud.

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Sickipedia is like crack. …

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Sickipedia is like crack….. the more you use it the more you: – get addicted to it -don’t sleep over it -start going mad over how high your hitting -and end up getting laid by your own sister in a B&B ……………………. ……………………. ……………………. ……………………. personal experience

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Me and my girlfriend had …

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Me and my girlfriend had this raging argument last night as she says all i want to do is sit on Twitter all night instead of talking to her. So this morning she text me from work saying “Morning babe, what did you have for breakfast?” I couldn’t help but text back “#browns.”

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I love the tag cloud. It’ …

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I love the tag cloud. It’s like a big chav dictionary.

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I wake up everyday with t …

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I wake up everyday with the same regrets, swearing to never do it again. But there I was this morning, logging into Facebook.

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what others call facebook …

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what others call facebook stalking, i call market research

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Sickipedia always seems q …

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Sickipedia always seems quieter on a Sunday morning. Are all the wife-beating racists in church?

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read this??? then your o …

April 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on read this??? then your o …

read this??? then your on the wrong site

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BBC Sport: “Hammers destr …

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BBC Sport: “Hammers destroy Man United” 3 guys 1 hammer has been out for how long? And they’re just picking this news up?

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What kind of doctor fixes …

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? URLologist.

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