Category: internet

Sickipedia FAQs Section: “I am being abused, what can I do?” Fetch the lube and prepare to swallow.

I was very disappointed when I saw the jokes my 11 year old son had been posting on Sickipedia. To set a good example, I told him what he was doing was totally out of order and that if he ever duplicated my jokes again I would report him to a moderator.

I wonder if Eskimo’s clog up their friend’s news feeds with statuses and pictures of dry patches.

Josef Fritzl. One man that took Sickipedia jokes a bit too seriously.

yesterday i was told i was the 999,999th visitor to this website and won a prize- logged on today to find i am still the 999,999th visitor. I am alone on the internet……..

Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.

Me and my girlfriend have a great relationship. We never stop talking to each other about things, and we both like things the other has to say, which is always good in a great relationship. We send gifts to each other, the other day she sent me a cake, she’s so lovely! We do lots […]

I’m a huge follower of Satan, On Twitter of course.

I tell my girlfriend everyday how lucky she is, as everytime Im surfing the internet there are always girls looking for me whether it be in russia or brazil

What’s the difference between my girlfriend and Sickipedia? My girlfriend only goes down on my birthday.

At the ‘Sickipedia stand up comedy night’ if too many people turn up are they going to put a sign outside the venue saying ‘Database latency too high’?

Getting a message on sickipedia is like the police pulling up outside your house, either way its not good news.

I recently started to make a friend online, He is a retired 55 year old head teacher and a really friendly guy so we decided to meet up. Turned out to be a 13 year old girl

As a student, tomorrow is a very big day for me. I will get up as early as possible, rush to my computer, and get straight onto the internet. I’ll probably call my friends too. It’s very exciting when Notdoppler chooses it’s new thursday Game of the Week.

A sickipedia mod walks into a library looking for a book on upgrading servers… librarian says “this has got to be a joke!”