Category: internet

Please read: A personal appeal from an author of 2,463 Wikipedia articles. I’m guessing it’s an appeal for a girlfriend.

My girlfriend has just called me ‘sick’ after walking in on me on Sickipedia, what would she have called me if she’d walked in 5 minutes earlier?

I’ve just been on the chinese chatroulette, 128,987 people online, and i kept getting matched up with the same guy.

You know you live in a council estate when all the girls on your facebook have their profile pictures set as baby scans and the lads have theirs set as suped up vauxhall novas.

I work with a black, fat, midget, alcoholic, disabled lesbian with a Down’s Sydrome brother. Yesterday I showed her Sickipedia and she wasn’t offended once. Thank god she’s blind!

omegle. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Knock Knock Stranger: Who’s there??? You: DISCO Stranger: Disco who? lol You: Disconnect. You have disconnected.

I want to get a DVD from eBay. I’m confused. Do I click ‘Buy’ or ‘Watch this item’? Surely I want to do both.

What’s almost always White and is disgusting to young girls? A sickipedian

If Sickipedia did formula racing it would be called F5.

Jimmy Wales is getting on my nerves, he keeps asking me for money on wikipedia in a banner at the top. maybe if he replaced that banner with an advert…

I was thinking of posting a joke on here about the World Wide Web Then I realised people who didn’t have the internet wouldn’t get it

They can’t take Sickipedia from us… It would be like taking a baby from a paedophile or the cancer from Jade Goody.

According to Bing, the second most popular search term in 2010 so far has been ‘Kim Kardashian’. The most popular search term was ‘What is Bing?’.

I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.

Considering ‘Sopa’ in Spanish means ‘Soup’, I think that the Spanish must be really confused as to why everyone is hating on a popular vegetable and meat stock based consumable.