Category: internet

A survey conducted on 25th September 2009 has shown 100% of material on Wikipedia is true. * *[citation needed]

I see Sickipedia went down last night… Good to see it was giving something back to its users.

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

Gags. First time it’s kinky. Second time it’s a duplicate.

What’s the difference between Sickipedia and a comedian suffering from Alzheimer’s? The comedian doesn’t repeat his jokes quite as often.

Seen on facebook how many ‘likes’ girls get when they post pictures of their babies on there walls. So I thought I would give it try. Didn’t go down well. know where near as popular as I thought. And the mother and father where furious.

Sometimes when I look at the Sickipedia front page in the early evening it makes me wish that this country would learn to be more like America. Perhaps a few high school shootings to start the ball rolling.

I’m selling a stalking kit on eBay, It’s got six people watching it…

Google Instant is rubbish, it thinks i’m searching for either holidays in ‘portugal’, a ‘porsche’ sports car or tickets to see ‘portsmouth’. Wrong, wrong and wrong again

Look PartyPoker, I only have 2 hands and frankly you’re demanding too much of them.

Why did the SEO expert cross the road? To get to the other side | pavement | sidewalk | side-of-the-road | path | footpath | pathway

Note to self, always delete internet history before giving a presentation at work, especially if you have to go to youtube during to expand on a point. Bit late for parents evening but next time I’ll remember

I don’t know why this is called ‘Sick’ ipedia. A five minute conversation with my grandad is more offensive than this site.

Sickipedia Downtime. Is that like ‘Hammer Time’ for Spastics?

I like making myself look like a genius by taking a video of myself messing up a rubix cube and then playing it backwards.