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Well, after years of maki …

October 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Well, after years of maki …

Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor’s told us our baby has Down’s Syndrome. This must be God’s way of providing me with more material.

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You know your life is bor …

October 25qjoq.comLeave a Comment on You know your life is bor …

You know your life is boring when you go to check Facebook…..and you’re already on Facebook.

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The new google chrome ope …

October 24qjoq.comLeave a Comment on The new google chrome ope …

The new google chrome opens up a list of the websites you visit most when you want a new tab. Double the reason to make sure you delete your history.

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I find it sad that I got …

October 24qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I find it sad that I got …

I find it sad that I got into a fight over the game Farmville. I find it even sadder that this fight was on Mafia Wars.

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Whilst browsing Facebook, …

October 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Whilst browsing Facebook, …

Whilst browsing Facebook, I came across this status update: ‘Someone became a fan of RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED OF CANCER’ Oh, the subtle difference between RIP and R.I.P.

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I think the owner of this …

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I think the owner of this site needs to go see Pele about his problem of keeping it up.

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The Internet: where men a …

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

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I’m ginger, and as a resu …

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I’m ginger, and as a result spend a lot of my time indoors, on the internet. Luckily, I’m now fantastic at poker and I got ripped in 4 weeks.

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Has anyone actually tried …

October 11qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Has anyone actually tried …

Has anyone actually tried getting ripped in 4 weeks? For all we know it could work

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I’ve just been on my son’ …

October 11qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’ve just been on my son’ …

I’ve just been on my son’s laptop today. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I browsed through his history. A smart and intelligent boy like him should never misspell ‘you’ as ‘red’ so many times.

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“More than 100 bodies fou …

October 10qjoq.comLeave a Comment on “More than 100 bodies fou …

“More than 100 bodies found stuffed in wells in central Nigeria following religious riots” Pictures have been uploaded to pimpmysnack, just search rolos

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I really hate some of the …

October 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I really hate some of the …

I really hate some of the very patronising groups on Facebook Like if you get this

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Im the only one in my fam …

October 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Im the only one in my fam …

Im the only one in my family who uses Sickipedia, I didnt realise the search engine shares the same history as some Google search engines. They now think Im a racist paedophile who pranks librarians.

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Have you ever noticed tha …

September 29qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Have you ever noticed tha …

Have you ever noticed that free online IQ tests are vastly decided by the final question…. When they ask for your phone number

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Why are they loads of sta …

September 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Why are they loads of sta …

Why are they loads of statements and observations posted as jokes? …oops

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