Category: internet

I need all of you Sickipedians to help me. Just recently, my son was murdered by a black man, who then escaped and was never caught… I need all of you to go out and shoot ANYBODY befitting this description. Please, do it for my son…

I tried setting up my own aviation business It just didnt take off

Watch a 30 minute video on the internet. And you become a social activist, according to my Facebook.

I’ve been kicked off my Internet dating site for lying. Apparently ‘local celebrity’ can’t be used as another term for ‘known rapist’.

Groupon deal 17 for a facial and wrap. You can pay 3 for the wrap and get the facial for free in Sunderland.

I wish Google Maps had an Avoid Ghetto routing option.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out the window.

I don’t see why everyone is complaining about the new facebook… Now I don’t have to manually stalk everyone..

I’m feeling quite proud of myself after doing my bit for a worthy cause. I noticed a banner on Wikipedia this morning, saying that they desperately needed to raise $7.5m to keep the site running, but had only managed $1.2m so far. Thanks to me, they’re now well on their way to reaching their target. […]

Following people was a lot harder before the internet but faceraping them was a lot more fun.

Imagine if sickipedia had been around on 9/11. The server would’ve gone down like- well, you can guess.

Just saw the facebook group, “Since when was it cool to be a muslim and drink.” Since when was it cool to be a muslim?

Yahoo! News: ‘Landslide kills 12 at orphanage’ It’s times like this when they really regret their website name.

Whoever took Maddie must have been a sickipedian. They looked in the first bedroom saw the twins and thought, “can’t be bothered with duplicates”.

745 guest online and 130 users online. How are they able to tell who’s a drug addict and who isn’t?