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In the real world, the sa …

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In the real world, the saying goes “innocent until proven guilty.” In the internet world, the saying should be “male until proven female.”

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Mr Sachs, his daughter an …

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Mr Sachs, his daughter and 18,000 BBC viewers have labelled Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand “sick.” Let’s hope to god they don’t discover this website.

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The benefits of easy orig …

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The benefits of easy origami are two fold!

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Sickipedia is a lot like …

December 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Sickipedia is a lot like …

Sickipedia is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes.

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Following the huge succes …

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Following the huge success of facebook, they are releasing a new website just for the black people among us. The web address is www.junglebook.com

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How boring would Sickiped …

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How boring would Sickipedia be if Gerry and Kate had hired a babysitter?

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Did you hear about the ne …

December 24qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Did you hear about the ne …

Did you hear about the new social network? It’s called the phonebook.

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Sickipedia has saved me s …

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Sickipedia has saved me so many trips to confession

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I was just about to enter …

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I was just about to enter a joke about Christians and got this. Database latency too high Sickipedia appears to have lost the connection to the database. Predictably, there are 666 of you looking at this page. How apt……….

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Well it’s the end of Ceef …

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Well it’s the end of Ceefax. And in case you’re wondering what Ceefax was. It was like the Internet for Paupers and The Welsh.

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Am I the only one to take …

December 11qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Am I the only one to take …

Am I the only one to take it personally when you get a E-Mail saying mail delivery failure notification?

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How come I’m always the 9 …

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How come I’m always the 999,999th visitor on the same website?

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I’m extremely worried abo …

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I’m extremely worried about this ‘Ban Sickipedia’ group on Facebook. What would I do without Sickipedia? Probably go out, get a job, a girlfriend….

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Whoever said “No news is …

November 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Whoever said “No news is …

Whoever said “No news is good news” was obviously not a Sickipedian.

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I’m glad to see that Goog …

November 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’m glad to see that Goog …

I’m glad to see that Google have not forgotten the issue of third world famine with their logo today; an Ethopian family portrait.

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