Category: internet

According to a Facebook page “Every Relationship starts as a friendship”. Not true; mine usually start with spiking someones drink.

It’s nice to know that Facebook can be used for something other than stalking underage girls.

Rumour has it that if a joke scores seven positive votes in the first minute it will last longer than Justin Bieber does in bed. Actually, if it scores seven negative votes in the first minute it would still last longer than Justin Bieber in bed.

Eyebrow gel is awesome – !_!

Word of wisdom to the male readers (everyone): Always check what you typed into the URL bar after finishing the web address. You never realise just how close the “s” key and the “d” key are until you type “Sickipedia” into the web address without checking and press enter.

Seeing the video of that horrible woman on the train, I can’t express how much of an awful influence on her child and a disgrace to Great Britain she is. I can’t believe she was sitting in an aisle seat when there was a empty seat next to her!

You know your struggling to write sickipedia jokes when you start reading the “More Recipes’ section of the BBC homepage

As a doctor Im sorry to say I find Sickipedia considerably lacking as an online medical resource site. 0 stars out of 5 Im afraid Dr. J. Smith ******************************************** May I say, I have to totally disagree with my colleague. I found it to be a true source of inspiration. Dr. H. Shipman

Twitter has unfortunately led to the propagation of a whole new range of virulent computer viruses. Many of them are untweetable.

Save money on Sim’s games by simply closing the laptop and going outside!

Johnny: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars Johnny: ********* see! Sarah: twilight6 Sarah: doesnt look like stars to me Johnny: ******* Johnny: thats what I see Sarah: oh, really? Johnny: Absolutely Sarah: you can go twilight6 my twilight6-ing twilight6 Sarah: haha, does that look funny to you? Johnny: lol, […]

Note to self: stop buying stuff on eBay when wasted. Does anyone need a zamboni?

When Scousers want to get their kids a trampoline, which website do they look at first? Google Maps.

My cousin said having both parents die in a car crash was the most depressing thing that’s ever happened to her. She’s obviously never got her hopes up after posting a joke on Sickipedia, having it voted up a few times in the first couple of minutes, only to find it’s been buried when you […]

My dad has taken to punishing my by removing my internet privelliges I hope he likes bodily fluids in his coffee.