Category: internet

Well that’s the longest time I’ve ever spent with my wife and kids. Thanks sickipedia for that little meltdown!

So, Google has just turned 13. It’s funny, when my daughter turned that age, I stopped caring about her as well.

I got in a lot of trouble today for plagiarising another persons work. So I decided to come on here to try and relax. So I have this good one I just made up, so a man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide…

From the end of this week, kids have got six weeks off school. Which means that I have six weeks away from the Sickipedia front page.

I’ve banned my two children from using Sickipedia. All the racism, abuse and paedophilia is bad enough, but for them to have to know I brag about it would just be unfair.

The moment you know Sickipedia has truly corrupted your soul: When you see the headline “Rapist who murdered mother and girl jailed for 32 years” and try to think of a joke about it.

Funny how all the jokes on the Far East of the homepage all look the same.

You know those funny emails you get at work and then forward on to everyone else? Well thousands of people have already had that joke via their Outlook… so we don’t want to see you claiming to have come up with it yourself by posting it on Sickipedia!

I have just tried to write on Christ’s wall on Facebook but found his timeline doesn’t go back 2000 years

On this the 14th of march we mark the one year anniversary of a tragedy in world culture. Today marks the one year anniversary of the time when sickipedia crashed for three days straight because everyone wanted to make fun of jade goody. May we never forget how we came so close to the brink […]

Man asks the librarian if she’s got any books on marriage vows. she says ” I do”

I don’t know why all these teenagers go to such trouble to commit suicide… all they have to do is read chain-mail and not repost it.

You know that something good has happened when theres over 7000 people all trying to get on Sickipedia at the same time

I sadly lost my wife yesterday. She signed up to World of Warcraft.

In the news: “Girls and boys as young as 10 could soon be encouraged to undergo Smear Tests and Prostate Examinations.” In other news: 15,000 SIckipedians have applied to medical school.